Monday, September 14, 2009

Backstabbing (but still whiny-ass) co-worker,

It's completely unhealthy, these fantasies you provoke in me. Today, while you were trashing people who weren't around to defend themselves to our boss, I had a daydream about jumping up out of my chair and punching you repeatedly in the mouth. *Sigh* It just feels so good to think about it now. It's like a cigarette after sex. But I didn't punch you, I left the room for your safety and my career.

You're welcome.

3 comments:

crystal said...

Ahh, the high road...its not always the fun way out!

Just call me Sylvia said...

Hilarious!!! I used to have these kinds of feeling all of the time!

Optimistic Pessimist said...

i think these fantasies are completely healthy...it's when you actually do it...that's when it's unhealthy!