One of the great things about city is I don't need my car much. It stays parked throughout the week and I take it out on the weekend to grocery shop. Here's the thing, the person who parks next to me in the garage (assigned spaces) is wearing the crap out of my passenger side with their door. I came down this weekend and just cursed a blue streak at how much they dinged it in just a week. I leave them plenty of room but they just can't seem to open the door of their wannabe Jaguar shit box Hyundai without hitting my car (which is a Prius for crap's sake). I don't know if I should leave a note on their car or a note in the window of my car facing them that says PLEASE STOP HITTING MY CAR. What would you do?
p.s. I just saw the trailer for Ninja Assassin. AWESOME! I only optioned my life rights 2 years ago. Can't believe the movie is already coming out.
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You have to leave a note. Make it light and funny and remind them you have tried to give them enough room. If they still cant get the idea and continue to ding away like a short order bell, superglue the Ninja Assassin movie poster to the hood of their Jagundai and only go down to the garage in back ninja 'jammies. When you walk ninja dog (black booties and katana optional), look at the neighbors and then back at her and say, "I too can smell the stench of their fear, and it disgusts me." In happier news, check out the new trailer for the movie Love. Its you average guy gets left on a space station in low earth orbit kind of film--with ninjas. Kidding, there are no ninjas--just space--and some guy from the Civil War. What?
The obvious thing to do is take a dump on their wind shield. If that does not work smash one of their windows. They will get the picture soon enough. Life is too short to deal with selfish assholes. If they confront you hose them down with mace Hunter Thompson style.
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