Anyway, I came across a profile of a guy with 23 pictures. It was insane. Shirtless, barely covering his junk, flexing his bicep, mugging at the club, in the car, in front of a window, on the street. It. was. insane. And then he wrote in his profile about looking for a God-fearing woman and wondered aloud why women thought he was a player when honestly, all he had was "swagger." So reader, I couldn't help myself. I wrote him. Here's what I wrote verbatim:
Seriously Rob?
I apologize upfront for not being able to resist writing you to say essentially, WTF? You are a beautiful man, pretty doesn't cut it, but 23 pictures isn't swagger, it's a full on love affair with yourself. Which I can hardly blame you for. So as someone who wants to see a pretty man find his God-fearing wife and make pretty babies, may I suggest a few edits to your profile?
-10 less pictures; no intimate pictures with your shirt off. Shouldn't your God fearing wife-to-be get dibs on seeing you like that? If you want people to believe you aren't a player, would suggest also removing the picture of you in the club.
-Tell women what you want, not what you don't want. None of us want drama or games--okay MOST of us don't want drama and games. What do you like? Help the internet figure out if we have anything in common.
-Keep your swagger and your sense of humor and good luck out there. :-)
And wouldn't you know, he wrote back? He said my note was 'cool to read.' Holy craps. Cool to read? Is he just picking up reading? Just thought you would enjoy seeing how my open letters have actually started being directed to individuals.
3 comments:
am just getting caught up on your blog and seriously cracking up at some of your posts!
i love, love, love that you e-mailed the guy seeking a god fearing woman. seriously, what is wrong with some men????
good luck with your dating adventures...you're totally getting way more action than i am, even if it is from younger guys!
oh and btw, another similarity between our dating...i am surrounded by young guys (i work at a college and take classes). the young ones just don't do it for me though. oh i wish they did. it's like dying of thirst while being surrounded by salt water.
I love your open letters! I suspect it may have been a "casting pearls before swine" situation here but at least your readers benefit from it :)
God fearing? lol ha! How about people fearing? I am terrified of other human beings. We are such a ridiculous breed. I mean what are we even doing half the time? IT really is ridiculous.
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