Wednesday, January 11, 2012

PSA: Stay home if you have really bad gas

I think if you have terrible gas, you should be allowed to take a sick day.  You don't have to have food poisoning.  Everyone knows sometimes there's a disagreement, it's perfectly natural. But we can smell it and we're really conflicted about pretending we don't.  And to the person who lights up the elevator--that is some bold shit.  You make everyone who rides that elevator until the smell clears culpable for that smell to everyone that gets in the elevator after them.  Just wrong.




2 comments:

Lodo Grdzak said...

My friend Rules is very strict on this one. "You've gotta squeeze tight and keep that in; or get the heck out the room!" Its just proper behavior.

Terog said...

Rules ain't messin around. Sometimes it can't be helped. We have all been there. I don't think people should lean over and lift a leg but sometimes it's just that kind of day and I think that is a good enough reason to stay home. :-)