Monday, May 3, 2010

Another gem

My latest would-be boyfriend:

A little about me...
I live in Miami Beach. Drop the UK part. I welcome anyone and everyone to contact me no matter what your race, ethnicity, age, etc. are. I would love to get to know you much more intimately and share our love for each other while talking sexually explicity on the phone. I am very busy traveling to London and Paris for business. I am interested in the arts and music and like to visit art museums, go to live theater, watch films, and attend opera and symphony performances. I like to exercise and run, swim, walk on the beach, hike in the mountains and play sports. Thanks for all the flirts but I am interested in hearing directly from you. If I view you, that means I am interested in hearing from you. If I view you more than once, that means I really, really, really want to hear from you. So, dont be shy in contacting me. Just relax and have fun with each other in a comfortable environment. Please get in touch with me directly if you want to share our passions while talking erotically on the phone. You can act out and experience your fantasies while talking with me.


This stuff just writes itself. He's only viewed me once so I think I'm safe.

2 comments:

J & N said...

Wow...love hearing about these gems--keep'em comin'!

Lodo Grdzak said...

Sounds like a ringer.