Probably not fair aka this is why I'm single

I haven't joined "The Network" yet, saving that for an in-case-of-emergency-break-glass kind of day when I need a really big boost AND I'm willing to pay for a month worth of 'hey shorty, hit me up.' I did join another free site just to mix it up a little. I have less than zero expectations from this site but it's generating more traffic than the other so the entertainment factor is better for me. PG adult entertainment.

From: Dude
To: Ava
Subject: Hi

Hey,

My name is XX and I’m 28 years old. I am very to the site, and it is my goal to find some new, fascinating, fun people. I came across your profile and it seems to me that we can at least share a conversation based on some of our interests. I am a college graduate that works in (city) as a Manager; I also live in that area. I like women of all ages, races, types…so I don’t pre-judge people. I would love to hear from you soon as my interest is sparked from your profile/pics!

From: Ava
To: Dude

Hi XX,

Thanks for writing. I'm curious what interests we have in common. Are you a manager
of ninjas? That would be really cool if you were.

I am lovin the capital M manager title. I suspect he is a fake user because he refers to his college degree in his profile as the thing that helped him get his capital M manager job. Who says that?

Or this guy. 'Separated' which is a way of saying 'married' so already not really at the top of most women's list. His one picture is unclear and he's doing a crossed arms rapper pose so yet another tick in the hells no column yet he has the nerve to write this:

I cant say or not say Im atracted to you, but I enjoyed reading your profile. even that big toe story...

You sound like a bigger geek than me...oh every female I ever encountered, nicknamed me a geek as if yhey know something I dont...lol

So appreciate a response to my rapier wit and honesty is great but really not appreciated in this case. So...

Lovin' that honesty. Right back at you on the is she/isn't she attracted to me question.
I like that you made the effort to say hi anyway and at least tell me that you enjoyed
the profile. I prefer the term nerd over geek. Semantics maybe but I think nerds don't
usually get beat up in high school and geeks often do. :-)