Dear Skinny,
Stop hiding your clothes in this rack. None of my people ever put our clothes in your rack. Yours is a double insult. I have no idea if that Calvin Klein shirtdress would have looked good on me in my size but you have hit me coming (size 2? Dammit) and going (why doesn't anything I want ever come in my size?) trying to make sure your skinny enemies don't get it. I will find you and I will call you fat just because it will really mess with your head.
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