Self-guided therapy tour, random observations, social commentary, and some compelling evidence that I need a hobby.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Ava's dating; don'ts
Don't express your physical interest in a girl by 'charging' her for services rendered, like movie tickets or waiting with her for a bus with physical tariffs (e.g. you know this is going to cost you some kisses, right?). Maybe I'm a freak for thinking so but it's freaky with a dash of menacing to suggest I owe you jack shit for anything, even if you're joking. Seems like one of those playful sayings that ends with me punching him in the throat and telling him that no means no. Where it's not annoying and creepy, it's a turn off. It's like he doesn't have the nuts to just try to kiss me or the ability to read the cues that suggest I'm open to it. He's got to make a point of saying something which just leaves it hanging in the air instead of allowing it to evolve naturally. I told him I didn't understand the new math that figured I owed him anything, questioned him on whether the pleasure of my company was enough, and then told him we was provoking my ire. I also told him I would rather want to kiss him than joke about having to kiss him. Oh and I and threw in a side note about being on a steroid regimen (true story) and that I would crush him if he acted up. So yea, tomorrow should be fun. I think he's really looking forward to it.
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