I'll get good at this eventually

Not sure what's going to happen with the blog when I head across the pond.  It might go on long intermission, it might become access controlled, it might just go away.  I've been writing intermittent missives to my e-mail friends during my language journey.  Perhaps e-mail dispatches will become the new blog.  All of this impacts approximately 3 people, including me so not really a big deal.

Semisonic comes to mind this week; "you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."  I don't want to go and I don't want to stay here.  After only a week, my spirit is a little crushed.  Working for 8 hours really is overkill.  We should get paid an 8 hour salary to work 3-5 hours a day.  Get in, get it done, get the fuck out.  Go spend some 8 hour money in our badly needing it economy, get home while it's still daylight, spend time with your friends and family, go to the gym, have a life.  When I was in language, the tasks piled up and waited for me.  I would breeze in on a Friday and just knock shit out and when I was done, peace out.  I wasn't waiting for 5, when I could leave without explanation.  Today, the day stretched out in front of me endless and I got nothing done.  Everything was mind-numbingly boring.  I'm tired of chasing people down, of having my personal life pile up on me, of walking the hard halls in heels (that ends today).

Somewhat random aside; more women need to check their asses in pants.  There is a lot of unfortunate happening out there, primarily in the cases where god did not see fit to grant asses and the pants seem to concave tightly into the back of the thighs.  It's especially tragic to me when it appears a lot of effort is being made to look nice.  All I'm saying is there are too many cuts of black dress pants out there for you to rock concave ass.  Bring a hand mirror into the dressing room.

A man flirted with me yesterday and I wish I had done just about anything else than what I didn't do, which is...I don't know, try to see him again.  Even though I'm here for a minute, even though he said he was a "follower" of some random internet dude's exercise and mobility program and also used the word "voodoo" non-ironicaly to explain how the mobility exercises worked.  We were probably a perfect pair.  After all, I was the one doing deep knee bends in a skirt and suit jacket and letting a stranger wrap my leg in an inner tube.  I could explain how this all came about but I'm not, not because it's a long story but because it's not as interesting as those snippets suggest.

Revisionist History

Once there was a boy who bravely came a knocking on the door of my parent's house.  My dad knew his mom and from his mom, knew he had bad grades.  He wasn't a drug dealer, didn't get into trouble, just had the D average my father's other two other kids would eventually graduate with.  The boy asked for me and my father told the boy he didn't have time for girls, he needed to go home and study.  I was 15 or so when this happened but today was the first I heard this guy had ever come over to see me.

I know boys are notorious hound dogs so maybe I shouldn't give him too much credit, knowing anything resembling feelings were probably protected by an armor of hormones, but coming to a girl's house is something to me, especially my house.  I spent high school and onward thinking I wasn't the girl guys liked, and somehow this story kind of knocked over a domino in my head and made me consider my history a little differently.  To be sure, I was no Lolita, but today I'm realizing between my insecurity, which came off as indifference or aloofness, and my father, and my weird reputation (one guy remarked he was surprised to see me outside after dark because it was apparently common knowledge I wasn't allowed out after sunset--which by the way wasn't explicitly true), guys probably expected to get shut down at the Ava express.  Some tried to board, but the ones my dad didn't turn away without my knowledge, I shut down myself.  All this time I spent feeling undesirable, tonight I wonder if the biggest difference between me and all the other girls might just be that they humor a guy, let him work out the kinks a bit before they decide if he's worth the trouble.  Now my dad tells me I need to cut men some slack when they are trying to talk to me.  After almost 40 years of habit, he wants me to try indulging a pick up.  Lord are they desperate for grandchildren...

So....

I'm thinking I might be an asshole.  There are lots of different types of assholes and I think I might be a combination of an old asshole, arrogant asshole, and snotty asshole with a dash of indifferent asshole.  Just a working theory right now but I'm fleshing it out...  The kids I'm sitting with in my 'you-don't-really-work-here-temporary-desk' are irritating the shit out of me.

In that way

I think I am taking it less personally this time but I am still weary of the pattern.  The pattern being my pathological attraction to people who are not into me in any way.  At least not in that way.  It's so much easier not to take it personally because I want him so badly to have who he wants instead.  This time around it was far more about wanting to be wanted than wanting to be wanted by him.

If I were to attempt to understand or explain how or why I am always the same person in the same relationship status I would say this to me:

You are not ugly but you are not attractive enough to be aloof.  You dismiss guys obviously responding to your looks but you don't give them anything else to go off of because you don't show yourself.  You keep working to deserve someone and that just makes you less and less approachable.

At least that's my best guess.  Guess it doesn't really matter why the rain falls; doesn't make it any less or more wet.

Update

It's finally over.  I passed my language test which should have felt like a million bucks and led to one of those celebratory jumping things people do in movies or TV.  While I can not understate the relief I had to no longer study capital punishment or pensioners in a foreign language--things I don't even read or speak about in English, it was kind of anti-climatic.  One of my favorite quotations comes to mind from How Beautiful With Shoes which I (again) won't do justice but in essence is that danger averted was never really dangerous.  It is true my stomach was in knots, I nearly cried the morning of the test with stress and exhaustion, and I left the test soaked in sweat--my waistband was damp and my sweater was soaked to the elbows with sweat--sexy.  But then it was over and there was no one to celebrate with.  For some reason I thought of the cast of SNL and stand-up comedians.  Specifically how they have a 'party' (i.e. drinks) after their show because you need a way to come down from the adrenaline of performance.  I went home like a sad sack, took a shower and got in my PJ's.  But it's done and I am glad, even if I say stupid things like, 'it couldn't have been that hard if I passed it.'  What-the-fuck-ever, it's done and I don't have to deal with it again for 3 years.  That seems like long enough to forget everything.

In other news, I definitely do not like the man I will be working for and I am increasingly concerned that this assignment borne out of comically amusing circumstance and accepted out of curiosity and a dash of involuntary hope will not change my life for the better.  I will leave, almost 40, even more bitter and tired and probably back out of shape.  I think if things unfold that way, I have no choice but to interpret that as an undeniable 'fuck you' from the universe and will likely conclude I have nothing left here to see.  Fuck *you* universe, I don't have to take that from you.

My boss is a fucktard.  Really.  If I'm lucky, I will figure out a way to limit my exposure to him and it will be as well as it can be.  Already, I plan on finding another office to work out of while I'm still here so I can actually get some work done and not be pulled into meetings about absolutely nothing for "5 minutes" where he waxes eloquent about the same thing he discussed with you 1 hour before (also useless).  He speaks slow and deliberately like he's explaining physics to a 10 year old but instead he's dispensing gems like, 'make sure you have a valid driver's license before you leave.'  It exhausts me to both hold my tongue and submit to the time wasting exercise that is almost every conversation I have with him.  Folks who don't work for him euphemistically say 'he's a talker!'  That's not doing it justice at. all.  At. all.

So now the countdown is on.  About 6 weeks from now, I will be exhausted and frayed and probably smelly and regretful about the choices I make, while simultaneously trying to think up the upside so I don't walk into traffic the night before my flight.  This has been a tough 8 months and it will be followed by another tough 8 months with the chaos of moving and settling in, getting the lay of the people and the land, and the rigors of a new job.  I went to a wedding last weekend and a couple of folks there thanked me for my service, simply because I worked for the government which I thought was weird.  Even when I was military, I didn't care for people thanking me for my service.  It's not service, I get paid to do this.  If I were smarter or independently wealthy, I wouldn't be working at all or at least not working for the government.  I think the nobler the cause, the more heartbreaking the job because noble causes are just ideas of the ideal.  They are rarely embodied by your colleagues or even your nation so as a general rule, it's not a good idea to get wrapped up in them as a raison d'etre.  I think people who live for those kinds of things, the 'true believers' are the most vulnerable because a loss of faith shakes them to the core.  In many ways, it's a tougher struggle to believe in nothing because you have no false comfort or shelter from the inevitable frustrations that come with any job but I think it also makes you more pragmatic and efficient in getting actual things done.

So today, I will find a place to sit away from the fray, politely decline the invitation to socialize with my colleagues this weekend, and try to get some shit knocked out before I leave work at the end of the day to attend to the things that actually matter in life.