Passer-by pushes suicide jumper in south China

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BEIJING – Chen Fuchao, a man heavily in debt, had been contemplating suicide on a bridge in southern China for hours when a passer-by came up, shook his hand — and pushed him off the ledge.

Seems he was fed up with the delay on the bridge because of this guy and decided to call the man's bluff. I thought the story was hilarious. The article is worth the read.

Larry Miller had a joke about a jumper who was shot off a bridge with beanbag bullets by the police. He imitates the jumper saying 'I'll jump!' and then a noise like a shot being fired and the police saying, "No. You'll fall." I tried to find a clip on youtube because I can't do the joke justice. I couldn't find it so enjoy some Mitch Hedberg instead.