Stairmaster popped out of the gym this morning to say hello and lift weights in front of me. WTF? He did a set of lifts, had a little chitty chat with yours truly and then headed back inside. He was wearing bike shorts and as he was lifting and straining, the front of his bike shorts reminded me of the 'frontspiece' from the costume Buster had to wear on Arrested Development. Ewww. I hope that's not what he was trying to show off. Maybe I was supposed to be looking at his arms but dude when you are wearing bike shorts and lifting a ton of weights outside in front of a girl like the wheel hasn't been invented yet, she's apt to cast her eyes downward out of embarrassment and catch a glance of your "silhouette."
Weirdness all the way around with men today. I must be ovulating.
6 comments:
How bizzare! He was definitely trying to show you his sweet muscles, hoping to impress you!
hahahahahahahaha...so awesome.
I was just wondering if we would hear more about Stairmaster! Lifting weights outside of the gym, while chatting?! Wow.
That's truly bizarre behaviour. From what you write, it sounds as if he might be interested in you, but lifting weights in the middle of the street?!?!? I'm surprised the health and safety lobby didn't have him arrested.
WTF is right!!! Just strange... moments like this, for a brief second, I actually want to know what people are thinking or if it's possible... they're not.
@Afternoon Tea Break; that gym attracts a lot of people who like to be seen working out. Sometimes they are doing lunges in the alley and other random stuff so I'm not surprised that no one thought twice about Stairmaster's posturing.
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