I don't normally blog before I go to work but this morning, I just had to share. I woke up this morning with one of those classic stiff necks but I didn't want to take anything for it because I didn't want to be sleepy before I had even begun the day in earnest. While I was walking to the kitchen to warm my neck wrap, my non-boot foot was bothering me and I took off my shoe to have a look and somehow ninja kicked the air bladder button off my boot. I found the button and successfully reattached it and made my way back to the kitchen to get my coffee started and throw my neck wrap in the microwave. I grabbed a dish towel to put under the wrap so it didn't smell like whatever I last nuked in the microwave and 2 minutes later....
Yep, I nearly burned my house down.
Again. Seems the decorative snowflakes on my dish towel are flammable. It was smoldering when I opened the door and about to flame. I just took a Tylenol. I think I'm going to need it today.
p.s. I changed the title of this post because something bothered me about the hyperbole of 'worst morning ever' and sarcasm feels better. And the day did improve. The weather is fabulous.
3 comments:
I hope the rest of your day is better.
nice... nothing like a fire in the morning to get the blood pumping.
did you see the 30 Rock season finale episode tonight about the kidney?!
I missed it!! And I thought about it a lot of the time I was missing it. A sort of long story but watching that tonight was to be the highlight of my week. Never mind that that is kind of sad on many levels. So I will be on Hulu, perhaps even as early as tomorrow morning to see if they have posted it.
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